CW cancels Supernatural, Smallville, picks up Super Rich Sluts, Ultra Rich Skanks

The CW Network announced a last minute change to its fall schedule today, canceling veteran Thursday night shows "Smallville" and "Supernatural" and replacing them with newly picked up teen soaps "Super Rich Sluts" and "Ultra Rich Skanks."

"Our market research shows that quality genre programs like 'Smallville' and 'Supernatural' don't appeal to our new target audience of 12-25 year-old whores and wanna-be whores," said CW president Dawn Ostroff. "I am very excited about our new shows 'Super Rich Sluts' and 'Ultra Rich Skanks,' which I predict will be big hits with our demographic once we write scripts, cast actors, and shoot the first episodes in the next week."

Ostroff also announced that the CW is changing the name of its new show "90210" to "Beverly Hills Ho-Bags and Man-Whores."